Category Archives: Gross

Confession time

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There’s always those things you enjoy doing that are really gross but give you a lot of satisfaction. Here are some of mine.

  • blowing my nose really hard when I’m sick and getting a full tissue.
  • then looking at it.
  • popping pimples. Probably on everyone’s lists.
  • cleaning something really dirty and seeing the shiny result. Like bleaching things.
  • picking at scabs.
  • a really good vacating of the insides, if you know what I mean.
  • bending my elbows really far forward. It freaks people out and makes my arms look dislocated.
  • cleaning out my ears and getting a good result.
  • peeing in the shower and pretending I’m a boy and can aim it.

I may be a bit of a freak. Anyone else?

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